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  • Guy from Boston:The Grand Canyon is one of the coolest things I've ever seen.
  • Garcia Lopez de Cardenas:Yeah but you didn't really see it like me because your current understanding of its beauty is driven by the idea that your perception of the canyon has to match or exceed the criteria set by some obscure postcard you've seen of-
  • Guy from Boston:I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so bedazzled right now
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wet-monsoon:

oktober2nd:

lana-loves-lingua-latina:

if “barnacles” is a curse word in Spongebob, then how do you explain Barnacle Boy’s name

He’s a fuck boy

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Cardanaconda (inspired by the PSATS)

xdeluca:

My cardanaconda don’t
My cardanaconda don’t
My cardanaconda don’t want none unless you got bedazzle guns Hun
Boy toy named Sensei used to ride some dolphins
Dick bigger than a leaf I ain’t talkin bout crimson
Real boston ass nickle let me play with his potter
P value put his ass to sleep now he callin me canyon

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sofabulost:

PSAT: I used to yell at my kids until I trained some dolphins.

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toochanel-diorforyou:

My psat score is gonna be greater than 23.5 but less that 25

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  • what she says:I'm fine
  • what she means:I will never see the Grand Canyon the way Garcia Lopez de Cardenas did
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